Thursday, December 30, 2010

Mommy Job Hazzard: Sometimes You Get Pooped On

I almost forgot to share this little nugget--Christmas day at my parents' house, Everleigh pooped on me. And not just kind of. The girl somehow managed to get poop in 3 different locations on my shirt, in addition to covering the lap of my jeans.

I was doing OK with it on my shirt ("this happens. she didn't mean to", etc.) until I saw it on my pants too. I had to pass her off to daddy and make a bee-line for the restroom. Good thing my mom and dad love me and didn't care. Too bad my mom recently lost a gang of weight and donated or gave away any and all her clothes over a size 6. Don't get me wrong, I'm not a "big girl", but my desk job/grad school/pregnancy have certainly bumped me up to a healthy Midwestern physique ;) So after telling my mom not to worry about trying to have me cram my caboose into her "I do Weight Watchers and run 5 miles a day" pants, I was given a Hawaiian-themed kimono to sport until my poop-clothes made it out of the wash.

Then all was right with the world again. I guess I should be glad this has only happened once, as I'm sure others are not so lucky. I just wanted to let you all in on what Evie got me for Christmas!

4 comments:

GoodnessMeGoddess said...

Haha, awww! Our friends here with the baby are always regailing us with their baby poop dramas too! Guess it's just part of the job...good thing babies are so cute and wonderful we forgive even the grossest of experiences!! :)

Tiffany said...

Sorry I lol'd at this. :) Poop, puke pee, snot i've been covered in it all. My kids really like to do their doodie in the bathtub. I always throw up in my mouth. It's good times. :)

Anonymous said...

Oh the poop. The never ending poop. I don't know if there are less poop/vomit incidents with little girls than boys, but I was completely desensitized about any kind of bodily fluid by the time Aiman was like 6 months old. Peeing incidents are a definite hazard with boys, as you can imagine!

jamie Thomas said...

oh just wait till all of it happens at the same time. she's sick, and you are tired and suddenly she poops, pees and vomits on you all at once. and all you can do is sit there in shock. cause you gotta comfort the poor kid cause she is traumatized from doing all three at once, and there is no time to feel sorry for yourself, or your (ex) favorite jeans. :) <3 ya mama